american joke

Two men, one American and an Nepali were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Nepali man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to
get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once."
We call this arranged marriage.
... I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly
and now have a hell lot of family problems."
The American said, talking about love marriages... well…I'll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and
so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son.
Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson…..
And you are saying that you have family problems……..Oh.. Come on…..!!!!!!

Nepali fainted..